Burn it down

Chop it down

Drench it in Big Corporate pesticides

Preserve it for the future generations (and the little animals)

Nationalise it for the proletariat

Engage in synchronized public displays of, uh, 'patriotism.'

Curl up and hide under my comfort blanket.

Dust off my protest gear and get ready for a showdown — all in the name of peace and love, of course.

Write a self-help book: "10 Steps to Success, Inspired by the Far Right."

Wind turbines dancing in the wind – nature's own ballet!

A sci-fi fantasy, next you'll tell me that unicorns exist!

Why do we need to complicate things when good old coal is serving us juuust fine?

A #greatcampaign by my #favoritebrand, #sustainableEnergy FTW (but let’s take it slow, the climate can wait.)

Taking the scenic route towards renewables. Why hurry when you're basking in the slow motion of progress?

I’m on my bike, I’ll answer later!

Why use public transport when I can fly my private jet?

I switched out my bus pass for car keys a while ago.

Did you say “public”? Sounds like a one-way ticket to a communist state.

Sounds good – but I can't find any reference to it in Marx's collected works.

Big corps should pay up! Let's cash in and create a utopia where solar panels power disco balls, and bikes ride on rainbow roads!

Let’s raise taxes! But let's not forget to give fossil businesses a handout when they're struggling – socialism works both ways.

A little tax break never hurt anybody. Corporations have feelings too!

We should increase taxes of museums, foundations and schools instead! #TaxTheWoke

Let’s tax big companies – unless they give me a board seat.

Save the bees! I love the bees! The bees! THE BEEEES!!!

🫶🏼 tractors. Let’s do dinner and a movie. Maybe drinks afterwards and who knows?

Fields of white wheat, as far as the eye can see, but only our wheat!

A tech startup for vertical farms that doesn't produce food. In space.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. Especially when it comes to potatoes.

Putin’s war is no joke. Solidarity with Ukraine!

I am not so sure if it is an invasion? Let's hear Russia's side of the story first!

Slava Ukraini! (It’s just too bad we can’t slurp any more of that sweet gas out of those Russian pipelines we’ve invested in...).

It's complicated. Some days I'm a big fan of Putin's fiddle, while on others days I prefer his propaganda.

Women belong in the kitchen, and we'll subsidize the pots and pans if necessary.

Let's not rush things, our granddaughters can fix this later.

After a long committee discussion, we have decided that women's rights are human rights.

It's 2024, and we're still debating this? Smash the patriarchy!

Women have the right to help us (men) overthrow capitalism.